Captain Quark and the Time Cheaters by Timothy Mcgettigan

Author:Timothy Mcgettigan
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Star Truck Enterprises (TM)

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Meanwhile...

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“I have a problem,” Blowhard fidgeted behind his desk.

In a flash, Lutin appeared at his elbow, “Vat problem you haff?”

Blowhard steepled his fingers, “Nasty Pelousy and Chuck Schemer are trying to run me out of office.”

“You vant I feex?” Lutin licked his weaselly lips.

“Hypothetically…” The orange splodge peeked behind a curtain, “...how would you fix a problem like this?”

"Vait! I show." Lutin dashed to a nearby sofa, felt around underneath and drew out a vicious disemboweling blade. The weasel eviscerated a roomful of imaginary foes before presenting the stabber to Blowhard. "Eez call glaiffe," Lutin bowed when Blowhard lifted the weapon from his hands, "You enfite Peloshki and Zkimmer. I yooz glaiffe. Problem feex."

“Hmmm…” Blowhard admired the weapon, “...it is tempting, but…" the blob shook his head, "...this job calls for more subtlety."

“Zoodledee? Yoo vant zoodle? Hokay…” Lutin stroked his chin, “Vat 'bout thees? I meex dreenk. Geef to Peloshki and Zkimmer. They go zleep. Don’ vake up. Verry zoodle.”

“Interesting…” Blowhard drummed his fingers on the glaive, "Hypothetically, could you serve these cocktails secretly?"

"Heh-heh," Lutin's sinister eyes glittered, "Zeecrit eez meedle name."

"In that case…" Blowhard patted Lutin's head, "...we never had this conversation, did we, Igor?"

"Nyet!" Lutin drew a finger across his throat. "I know nahthink."

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